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Death by Toasted Croissant!

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Toasted death wish


Unfortunately our keys player has exploded after being electrocuted by his german toaster. He is recovering quickly but can now only play synth bass with his teeth and excerpts from Bach’s brandenburg concertos…


Written by mrsei

February 1, 2010 at 12:41

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. croissant star fish. yum


    February 1, 2010 at 22:27

    • croissant electric crab fingers…? scott is singed


      February 3, 2010 at 10:18

  2. Oh my god Scott, what were you thinking? This trick has always scared me but the spoon holding it down is an added feature. Fuck.


    February 9, 2010 at 04:16

    • is that you anita?
      i think it’s all a part of a broader master plan by mirra to kill us off, one by one. that man cannot be trusted.


      February 9, 2010 at 08:41

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